Ringtones

"Hello madam, your phone appears to be ringing. Deal with it will you?"

"Hello sir, your phone appears to be ringing. Deal with it will you?"

"Hello. I'm a text message."

"Don't panic madam, it's only a ringtone!"

"Gosh, you're popular today. Answer loudly so you look important."

"Ring Ring. Ring Ring. I'm a Phone. Hello."

"You have a message. Splendid."

"Greetings, caller. This is the exchange. Attempting to put you through now."